Get 'em

Two skeletons, #1 and #2 converse

1: Wow, it’s dark in here

2: Yeah, real dark

1: Man, I can’t even see my hand in front of my face

2: That’s cuz you ain’t really got a hand, and you ain’t really got a face

1: What you talkin’ bout?

2: You ain’t nothin’ but skin and bones brother

1: Man, I guess you’re right

2: Yeah, you’re like that old song

1: What old song

2: “Work your fingers to the bone and whaddya get? Boney Fingers!”

1: Man, it’s cold in here

2: Yeah, it is, Lemme tell you how cold it is

1: Oh, how cold is it?

2: Well, I’m tellin’ ya. I’m chilled to the bone!

1: You got that right.

2: Yup, and there’s a breeze in here too

1: Oh, I can’t feel nothin’

2: That’s cuz this ol’ breeze’ll blow right through ya

1: So what you gonna do?

2: Well, pretty soon it's gonna be Halloween. And all the kids are gonna be out trick or treating. It'll be the perfect time to get 'em. So I’m gonna get ‘em!!

1: Get ‘em?

2: Yeah, I’m gonna get ‘em!

1: Really?

2: Yeah, I’m gonna really get ‘em!

1: Can I get ‘em too?

2: Yeah

1: Oh man, we’re gonna get ‘em

2: Yeah, we’re gonna really get ‘em

1: Man, we’re gonna really get ‘em

2: We’re gonna..

1: Get ‘em

2: We’re gonna .

1: Get ‘em

2: Like I was sayin’, we’re gonna …

1: Get ‘em! Get ‘em! Get ‘em!!

2: Hey, chill out bro! I’m the one who’s plannin’ this gig!

1: Oh, sorry. So when we gonna get ‘em?

2: Um….er….lessee

1: How about tonight?

2: Naw, it won’t work tonight

1: How about tomorrow?

2: Naw, it won’t work tomorrow either?

1: Well then, when?

2: We’ll get ‘em on Halloween night. That’s the best time to get ‘em.

1: It is?

2: Yeah, cuz we can get a lot of ‘em that night

1: Yeah?

2: Yeah, they’ll be all over that night. It’ll be easy to get ‘em!

1: Which ones shall we get?

2: As many as we can

1: Yeah, as many as we can.

2: We’ll get the light ones and the dark ones. We don’t care what shade or color they are, we’ll get ‘em all. We’ll get ‘em big and small, we don’t care, we’ll get ‘em all!

1: Wow! All of ‘em! So what are you gonna do with ‘em when you get ‘em?

2: Well, first of all, I’m gonna grab ‘em with my bony little hands..

1: Grab ‘em?

2: Yeah, grab ‘em

1: We’re gonna grab ‘em with our bony little hands!

2: Yeah, we’re gonna..

1: Grab ‘em

2: Gonna..

1: Grab ‘em

2: Gonna

1: Grab ‘em! Grab ‘em! Grab ‘em with our bony little hands!

2. Whoa

1: Sorry, I’m gettin’ carried away. Then what are you going to do?

2: Take 'em back to my place!

1: Yeah, take em back to our place!

2: Take 'em

1: Carry 'em

2: Lift 'em

1: Haul 'em

2: Grab 'em, take 'em, Lift 'em, haul 'em!

1: Grab 'em, take 'em, lift 'em, haul 'em, back to our place

2: You got it.

1: Then what?
2:I'm gonna take 'em and throw 'em on the floor!
1:Throw 'em on the floor!
2:Grab 'em and throw 'em down

1:Throw 'em down

2: On the floor

1: On the floor! Throw 'em down. Grab 'em

2:THEN.. I’m gonna take my bony fingers and tear into 'em

1: What?

2: I’m gonna tear into 'em

1: Huh?

2: Rip 'em apart

1: Ewww

2:We’re gonna…

1: Tear 'em

2: Gonna…

1: Rip 'em

2. Gonna….

1. Split ‘em, split ‘em, open ‘em up!

2. Now slow down….

1. Sorry, I’m just getting so excited, and we’re gonna do this on Halloween night?

2. Halloween night.

1. Yeah! So after you slit ‘em open, then what?

2. Well then, I gonna spread ‘em all out!

1. Oh?

2. Scatter the insides all over the place

1. Yeah?

2. Yeah!

1. Yeah?

2. Yeah!

1. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah

2. Yeah!!! That’s enough

1. Yeah! So what then?

2. I’m gonna eat ‘em!

1. Ewwwww, you’re gonna eat ‘em?

2. Gonna chew ‘em right up!

1. Gobble ‘em down?

2. Every single part! Gonna…

1. Bite ‘em

2. Gonna…

1. Chew ‘em…

2. Gonna..

1. Chomp ‘em, tear ‘em, swallow ‘em down…

2. Whoa…just gonna eat ‘em all up

1. Then?

2. Then?

1. Yeah, then

2. Then?

1. Yeah, what then

2. Well then, we’re gonna have to get some more

1. Some more?

2. Yeah, we’re gonna have to get some more, cause I gotta eat more

1. Yeah, we gotta eat more

2. More, more, more

1. More, more, more

2. I just can’t get enough

1. Yeah we can’t get enough, gotta get more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more

2. GOTTA GET MORE – GOTTA GET MORE Halloween treats

1. Treats?

2. Yeah, Treats, treats, treats!!! ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!